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-- J. Heller When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
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-- Alexandre Dumas pere Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
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"I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
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-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
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-- Anonymous The best defense is a good offense.
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Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
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-- George Santayana Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
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-- Socrates The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
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>From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
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-- Mark Twain He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Computers and Internet Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
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-- Helen Keller Computers and Internet
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
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-- Anonymous The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
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-- Iris Murdoch Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
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-- Albert Einstein Computers and Internet The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Computers and Internet
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-- Indira Gandhi Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Computers and Internet The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
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-- Helen Roland Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
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aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
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-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Computers and Internet
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
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-- Friedrich Nietzsche Computers and Internet I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
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