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United Kingdom - British Embassy in Tirana, with sections on military relations between Albania and the United Kingdom, trade and investment, and consular matters.
Norway - Royal Norwegian Embassy in Tirana. Includes news and information on Norway, business hours, staff, visas and press releases.
United States - Includes information on the Ambassador, US policies, visas, press releases, programs, events, consular services and public affairs. United States Embassy located in Tirana.
Czech Republic - Embassy of the Czech Republic in Albania, with a list of staff and facts about visas and customs rules.
Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live. -- H Foreign "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it. -- Anonymous Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction. -- John Cage Foreign Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. -- Horace Walpole "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius His ignorance is encyclopedic - Abba Eban Foreign People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace. -- Satya Sai Baba Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. -- Albert Camus "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Foreign Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin... -- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Foreign Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable. -- Beaumont, Francis Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. -- Samuel Johnson "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Foreign The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. -- Bertrand Russell Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. -- Lou Holtz Foreign Never judge a book by its movie. -- J. W. Eagan Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Foreign Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen. -- Richard Rosen An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. -- Niels Bohr English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. -- Walter Winchell Foreign Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. -- P. J. O'Rourke "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Foreign I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. -- Tom Lehrer An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it. -- Herman Melville Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt Foreign Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night. -- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. -- Christopher Morley "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Foreign Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless. -- R. Scott Richards A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch. -- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the House Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho Marx Foreign There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the imagination. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Foreign It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. -- Eugene McCarthy Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions. -- Roger Babson Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition. -- Walter Prager Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Foreign Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. -- Jane Bryant Quinn Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens. -- Benjamin Disraeli Foreign He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that. -- John Stuart Mill If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times. -- Anon. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. -- Honore de Balzac Foreign Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? -- François de La Rouch Every act of creation is first an act of destruction. -- Pablo Picasso Foreign What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? -- Robert Schuller The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. -- Katharine Hepburn "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire. -- William Yeats Foreign Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought. -- Robert Browning "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. -- Ambrose Bierce Foreign Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe- inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect i "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. -- Herbert Spencer Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth. -- Peter Ustinov Foreign "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The first duty of love is to listen. -- Paul Tillich Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. -- George R. Kirkpatrick Foreign
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