It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Kavaja "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Kavaja
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Kavaja It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Kavaja
"To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kavaja Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Kavaja
My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Kavaja Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Kavaja
"The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Kavaja The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Kavaja
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Kavaja When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kavaja
"The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Kavaja Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Kavaja
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Kavaja blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Kavaja
The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Kavaja My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Kavaja
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Kavaja There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Kavaja
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Kavaja Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Kavaja
