"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Tirana I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Tirana
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Tirana "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Tirana
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Tirana Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Tirana
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Tirana The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Tirana
"The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Tirana Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Tirana
He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Tirana We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Tirana
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Tirana In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Tirana
Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) What's new? Most of my wife. Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Tirana The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Tirana
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Tirana "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Tirana
your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Tirana Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Tirana
It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Tirana "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Tirana
