Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Vlora The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Vlora
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Vlora "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Vlora
"Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Vlora "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Vlora
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Vlora An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Vlora
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Vlora Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Vlora
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Vlora Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Vlora
"Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Vlora I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Vlora
"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Vlora The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Vlora
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Vlora Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Vlora
It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Vlora "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Vlora
"See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Vlora We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Vlora
