A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Weather It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Weather
Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Weather The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Weather
"Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Weather I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Weather
His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Weather It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Weather
"One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Weather If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Weather
"Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Weather In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Weather
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Weather To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Weather
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Weather When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Weather
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Weather Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Weather
All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Weather To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Weather
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Weather Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Weather
