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CIA Map of Albania - A map of Albania (340k).
Views from Albania - Scanned postcards and personal pictures that show nice areas of this country.
Albania Maps - Links to over 40 maps of Albania from the Perry-Castañeda Library Map Collection at the University of Texas, Austin.
Make up for Tirana - The German photographer Ilja C. Hendel shows a gallery of pictures from Tirana.
Mapzones - Albania Map - Includes a map, overview of history and details of culture, economy and currency. (does not work work Netscape browser)
Albaniafoto.com - A photo album showing many views of cities and landscapes.
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A successful woman is one who can find such a man. -- Lana Turner Maps and Views I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead. -- Saint John Chrysostom I could prove God statistically. -- George Gallup The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper. -- Smith & Jones Maps and Views There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? -- Robert Francis Kennedy An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. -- Alfred A. Knopf Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas Maps and Views I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. -- Oscar Wilde 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time. -- inside of a Pepsi cap "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours. -- Woody Allen "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Maps and Views A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito Maps and Views You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. -- American Proverb If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -- Steven Wright When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. -- Cynthia H "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) More than kisses, letters mingle souls. -- John Donne Maps and Views Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item. -- Anonymous Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. -- T.S. Eliot This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation. -- Anonymous Maps and Views "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. -- Abigail Van Buren I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. -- T. S. Eliot Maps and Views Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art. -- Tom Stoppard When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship. -- John Renmerde We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill Maps and Views The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. -- B. F. Skinner In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. -- Albert Einstein "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Maps and Views "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Maps and Views "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare. -- Joan Collins Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestone The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten. -- Mark Twain Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. -- P. J. O'Rourke Maps and Views During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. -- Soren Kierkegaard Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Maps and Views "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -- Dinah Shore Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams Maps and Views Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toil "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Maps and Views Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. -- Doug MacLeod Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. -- Mother Teresa "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Maps and Views I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Maps and Views If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. -- Kingsley Amis With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow. -- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Maps and Views "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. -- Kin Hubbard Maps and Views
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