Ezeta - Electronic magazine. Includes articles and information on artists.
If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Periodicals No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Periodicals
Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Periodicals It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Periodicals
"It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Periodicals I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Periodicals
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Periodicals Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Periodicals
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Periodicals Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Periodicals
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Periodicals None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Periodicals
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Periodicals "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Periodicals
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Periodicals Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Periodicals
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Periodicals To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Periodicals
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Periodicals In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Periodicals
The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Periodicals Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Periodicals
