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Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Mailing Lists What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Mailing Lists
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Mailing Lists "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Mailing Lists
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Mailing Lists You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Mailing Lists
I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Mailing Lists Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Mailing Lists
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Mailing Lists This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Mailing Lists
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Mailing Lists Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Mailing Lists
"The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Mailing Lists I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Mailing Lists
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Mailing Lists "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
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A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Mailing Lists "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
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In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Mailing Lists A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Mailing Lists
Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Mailing Lists Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Mailing Lists
