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"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Weather Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Weather
Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Weather If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Weather
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Weather Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Weather
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Weather Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Weather
"There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Weather The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Weather
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Weather Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Weather
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Weather Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Weather
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Weather Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Weather
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Weather "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Weather
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Weather If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Weather
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Weather The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Weather
