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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Government The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Government
If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Government I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Government
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Government If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Government
"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Government Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Government
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Government People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Government
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Government To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Government
Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Government Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Government
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Government I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Government
One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Government I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Government
"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Government "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Government
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-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Government Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Government
