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European Communities, Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg, Denmark, Germany, and Slovenia - Embassy of the Principality of Andorra. located in Brussels and accredited to the European Communities, Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, Denmark, Germany, and Slovenia. Features information about Andorra, the state and its regulations.
"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time. -- inside of a Pepsi cap "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. -- Euripides Abroad May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. -- James Baldwin Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire. -- Jean de La Fontaine Abroad Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -- George Saunders - last words "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous. -- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin Abroad The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise. -- George Santayana It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. -- Lucius Anneaus Seneca The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. -- John Allston Abroad Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled? -- Pope Julius III Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead. -- Saint John Chrysostom Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them. -- Sydney Smith "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Abroad That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Abroad The more I know about people, the better I like my dog. -- Mark Twain I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz My good intentions are completely lethal. -- Margaret Atwood "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Abroad Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. -- Tom Robbins One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell [text_end] [text_start] A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous Abroad When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home. -- Betty Bender This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -- Lily Tomlin You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -- Judith Viorst Abroad "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls. -- Lenny Bruce "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Abroad Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous The time is always right to do what is right. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. -- Andrew Brown Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. -- G. K. Chesterton Abroad There is more to life than increasing its speed. -- Gandhi Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment. -- Robert Benchley "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Abroad In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore: ? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties. ? Work Nobody ever died of laughter. -- Max Beerbohm "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestone Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. -- Samuel Johnson Abroad Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. -- Charles Du Bos The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Abroad Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. - A. J. Liebling Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. -- Antonio Porchi Abroad Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion. -- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George Bernard Shaw An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey Abroad A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. -- George bernard Shaw "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing. -- Publilius Syrus To love another person is to see the face of God. -- Lyric from Les Miserables Abroad Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Abroad The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -- W. Somerset Maugham "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. -- Wilson Mizner "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Abroad A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman, British actress May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Abroad "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's reall He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous My other wife is beautiful. Abroad Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can. -- Danny Kaye Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! -- Anonymous blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Abroad
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