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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) La Massana "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) La Massana
"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer La Massana Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele La Massana
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. La Massana Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) La Massana
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) La Massana Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure La Massana
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln La Massana The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) La Massana
Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) La Massana Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson La Massana
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I La Massana "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) La Massana
"One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) La Massana "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana La Massana
Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain La Massana "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau La Massana
Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis La Massana I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik La Massana
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) La Massana "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi La Massana
