Map of Andorra - Political map, showing locations of towns and villages.
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Maps and Views Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Maps and Views
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Maps and Views If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Maps and Views
Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Maps and Views The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Maps and Views
May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Maps and Views Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Maps and Views
Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Maps and Views 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Maps and Views
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Maps and Views Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Maps and Views
I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Maps and Views "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Maps and Views
"Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Maps and Views Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Maps and Views
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Maps and Views The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Maps and Views
"He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Maps and Views There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Maps and Views
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Maps and Views "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Maps and Views
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