Federació Andorrana de Basquetbol - Andorran Basketball Federation organises championships and leagues. Includes an overview of the federation.
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
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also the m Recreation and Sports Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Recreation and Sports "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Recreation and Sports
To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Recreation and Sports If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
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-- Wedding Toast Recreation and Sports Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Recreation and Sports
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Recreation and Sports The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Recreation and Sports
"I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Recreation and Sports
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Recreation and Sports Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Recreation and Sports
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Recreation and Sports In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Recreation and Sports
I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Recreation and Sports The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Recreation and Sports
"It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Recreation and Sports "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Recreation and Sports
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Recreation and Sports Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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