Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Dance Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Dance
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dance Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Dance
Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Dance Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Dance
Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Dance Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Dance
Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Dance If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Dance
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Dance That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Dance
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Dance Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Dance
I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Dance Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Dance
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Dance Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Dance
"A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Dance We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Dance
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Dance "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Dance
