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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Arts and Entertainment I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
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Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Arts and Entertainment Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Arts and Entertainment
Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Arts and Entertainment Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Arts and Entertainment
It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Arts and Entertainment Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Arts and Entertainment
"Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Arts and Entertainment Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Arts and Entertainment
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Arts and Entertainment "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Arts and Entertainment
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Arts and Entertainment I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Arts and Entertainment
"If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Arts and Entertainment If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Arts and Entertainment
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Arts and Entertainment Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Arts and Entertainment
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Arts and Entertainment "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Arts and Entertainment
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Arts and Entertainment You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Arts and Entertainment
