Baden near Vienna - The official site of the municipality. About the city and its thermal springs.
Werners Country Club - This club is about the US country and western way of life. Includes music, dancing, history of the american west and local events.
"Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Baden The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Baden
The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Baden "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Baden
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Baden If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Baden
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Baden "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Baden
The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Baden Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Baden
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Baden Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Baden
I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Baden Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Baden
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Baden It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Baden
To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Baden In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Baden
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Baden If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Baden
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Baden All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Baden
