"This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Travel and Tourism
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Travel and Tourism The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Travel and Tourism
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Travel and Tourism There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Travel and Tourism
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Travel and Tourism Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
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Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Travel and Tourism Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Travel and Tourism The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Travel and Tourism
We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) What's new? Most of my wife. Travel and Tourism Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Travel and Tourism
The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Travel and Tourism "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Travel and Tourism
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism
"God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Travel and Tourism You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Travel and Tourism
"Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Travel and Tourism Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
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