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"The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Education Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Education
Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Education Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Education
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Education Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Education
"Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Education Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Education
All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Education If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Education
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Education Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Education
Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Education "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Education
"Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Education Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Education
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Education
Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Education It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Education
If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Education "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Education
