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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
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I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
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A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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-- Chinese saying Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
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To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
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-- G. K. Chesterton Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
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-- Victor Borge Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
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-- Robert Flaherty A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
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-- Sydney Smith Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
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Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
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more supervision.
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