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AITS Travel Group - Tour operator with concentration on Russian tourism. Contains details of various travel and advisory services, and company history.
Camping Suedufer - Camp site and apartments on the south shore of the lake. Includes prices, equipment, and information about activities.
Haus Wilhelmina - Bed and breakfast house with rooms and apartments. Contains information about house and history, prices and location.
Pension Altenberger - Guesthouse located above the town. Provides photos and descriptions of rooms and facilities, prices, guestbook and booking form.
Villa Klothilde - Country house on edge of town offering rooms and apartments. With room plans and photos, prices and map.
Hotel Berner - Four-star hotel. Contains information about winter and summer sports, facilities and rooms, online booking and computer-screen wallpapers.
Hotel Tirolerhof - Four star hotel in the town. Includes webcam with photos and details of accommodation and facilities.
Ashling House - Pension at the base of the Schmittenhohe mountain run by Irish couple. With prices and details of accommodation, activities in summer and winter, location and reservation form.
Kinderhotel Hagleitner - Hotel specialising in accommodation for families. Information about all-inclusive offers, facilities for children and adults, panoramas, local activities and pricelist.
Hotel Stadt Wien - A family-run hotel. Includes prices, facilities available, activities, pictures of the rooms and an on-line booking request form.
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I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate. -- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Zell am See Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven. -- P. J Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -- Abraham Lincoln "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) There are three kinds of death in this world. 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In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. -- Oscar Wilde I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates Zell am See Anything too stupid to be said, is sung. -- Voltaire "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes. -- Brendan Hills Zell am See Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." 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Dick I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein Zell am See In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty. -- Thomas Jefferson Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. -- Mother Teresa Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. -- Bob Perelman Zell am See Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Boies Penrose, 1931 "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. -- Anonymous Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. -- Tom Robbins Zell am See Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the human will. -- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. -- Henny Youngman Zell am See Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much. -- Zora Neale Hurston Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?" Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. -- Henry David Thoreau Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld Zell am See I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Zell am See We must become the change we want to see. -- Gandhi "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. -- T. S. Eliot "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Victory belongs to the most persevering. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Zell am See "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's reall I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian Zell am See The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have. -- William Hazlitt If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly. -- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous. -- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw Zell am See Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -- John F. Kennedy I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Zell am See
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