A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
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Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
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We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou News and Media Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
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-- George Bernard Shaw News and Media
Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
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-- Ernest Dimnet Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
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Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Victory belongs to the most persevering.
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-- Abraham Lincoln To love another person is to help them love God.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
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-- Shirley Temple Black I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
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-- Jane Bryant Quinn Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway News and Media The west wasn't won on salad.
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Never eat more than you can lift.
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The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
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-- Abraham Lincoln I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West News and Media
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
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-- Mike Adams News and Media If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
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