Austrian Jewish Museum - Contains history and details relating to Jewish settlement in Burgenland and Eisenstadt, exhibitions, opening times and prices, and relevant publications.
Esterhazy Palace - Former court buildings now open to public in Eisenstadt. Gives details of exhibitions and concerts, opening times, prices and history of the palace.
Parkhotel Neubauer - Located in Bad Sauerbrunn. Information about rooms, events, team, prices and contacts. Online reservation form available.
El Nafeesah Stud - Arabic horse breeder located in Deutsch-Bieling. Gives details of horses available for stud services and for sale and provides map of area.
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Burgenland The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Burgenland
Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Burgenland "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Burgenland
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Burgenland We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Burgenland
Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Burgenland Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Burgenland
I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Burgenland It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Burgenland
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Burgenland Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Burgenland
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Burgenland Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Burgenland
"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Burgenland I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Marriage is a rest period between romances. A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Burgenland
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Burgenland Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Burgenland
People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Burgenland And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Burgenland
Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Burgenland "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Burgenland
