Culture in Tirol - Culture guide to the province containing information on exhibitions, museums, traditions, history, theater, music, festivals, events, night life, society and cinema.
European Castle Museum Ehrenberg - Fortress complex restoration project near Reutte. Details of organisation and membership, plans and visitor events.
Circle Of Life - Covers and rock band from Kufstein. Includes pictures, performance dates and side-projects.
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Arts and Entertainment "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Arts and Entertainment
"The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Arts and Entertainment Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Arts and Entertainment
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Arts and Entertainment Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Arts and Entertainment
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Arts and Entertainment Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Arts and Entertainment
We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Arts and Entertainment Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Arts and Entertainment
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Arts and Entertainment Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Arts and Entertainment
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Arts and Entertainment Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Arts and Entertainment
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Arts and Entertainment Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Arts and Entertainment
"Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Arts and Entertainment "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment
Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Arts and Entertainment Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Arts and Entertainment
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Arts and Entertainment "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Arts and Entertainment
