Achenseebahn - Steam cog railway between Jenbach and Lake Achen. Includes prices and schedule, historic details and photos, and panorama photo gallery.
Zillertalbahn - Narrow-gauge railway between Jenbach and Mayrhofen. Contains details of schedule and prices, special offers, history and photo gallery.
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Transportation Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Transportation
Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
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-- Damon Runyan Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
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-- Cass Daley I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
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-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Transportation "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Transportation
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
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-- John Adams "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
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There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Transportation "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
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-- Nicholas Negroponte In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Transportation
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
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to Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
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-- Sigmund Freud "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Transportation Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Transportation
It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
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-- Tom Lehrer Transportation A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Transportation
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) His ignorance is encyclopedic
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humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Transportation
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
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-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Transportation If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Transportation
Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
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-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Transportation All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Transportation
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Transportation Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Transportation
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Transportation No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Transportation
Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Transportation A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Transportation
