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- Oscar Wilde All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
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This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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-- Allen Ginsberg All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
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'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
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I didn't accept it. I received it.
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If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
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