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-- Mother Teresa If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
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-- Anonymous Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
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-- Karl Wallenda Health The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
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the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Health
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
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-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
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-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
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-- Miriam Robbins To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Health
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
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-- Oscar Wilde Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
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-- Anonymous Health Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
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I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
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-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Health
"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
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-- Samuel Johnson "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
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-- Anatole France Health Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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-- Lyric from Les Miserables Health
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
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-- Lou Holtz Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Health "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
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of grac Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Health
"We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Health A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
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-- Alexander Pope They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Health
Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
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Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Man and wife make one fool. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
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-- Geoffrey C. Ward Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
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