"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw May you never leave your marriage alive. I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Hotels To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Hotels
Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Hotels "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Hotels
Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
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calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Hotels Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Hotels
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Hotels "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Hotels
"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Hotels People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Hotels
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Hotels To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Hotels
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Hotels Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Hotels
"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hotels "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Hotels
"Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Hotels I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Hotels
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Hotels "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Hotels
Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Hotels You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Hotels
