Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert "Think off-center." (George Carlin) No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) National Parks If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks National Parks
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein National Parks Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. National Parks
To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz National Parks For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
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An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) National Parks Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford National Parks
Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich National Parks Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 National Parks
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" National Parks The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde National Parks
In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 National Parks "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics National Parks
"No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) National Parks Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder National Parks
The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 National Parks Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen National Parks
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott National Parks Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley National Parks
You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) National Parks I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
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