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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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-- Benjamin Disraeli Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
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It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
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-- Oliver Herford More light!
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You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
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