I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
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A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
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What does not kill me makes me stronger.
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I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
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Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
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-- Benjamin Franklin Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
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- Galileo Galilei Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
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The society of women is the element of good manners.
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When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Internet Cafes Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
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-- Elvis Presley Internet Cafes
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'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
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-- Woody Allen The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
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-- Henry David Thoreau All you need is love.
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Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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