Diplomatic Missions of Belarus - List of Belarusian diplomatic missions abroad (embassies, consulates, permanent missions) with contact information.
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Embassies and Consulates "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Embassies and Consulates
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Embassies and Consulates If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Embassies and Consulates
In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Embassies and Consulates Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Embassies and Consulates
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Embassies and Consulates If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Embassies and Consulates
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Embassies and Consulates "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Embassies and Consulates
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Embassies and Consulates blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Embassies and Consulates
"The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Embassies and Consulates Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Embassies and Consulates
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Embassies and Consulates Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Embassies and Consulates
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Embassies and Consulates You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Embassies and Consulates
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Embassies and Consulates Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Embassies and Consulates
Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Embassies and Consulates "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Embassies and Consulates
