Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Borisov Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Borisov
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Borisov "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Borisov
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Borisov "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Borisov
My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Borisov "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Borisov
Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Borisov It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Borisov
Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Borisov Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Borisov
blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Borisov The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Borisov
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Borisov The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Borisov
If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Borisov They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Borisov
He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Borisov "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Borisov
The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Borisov Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Borisov
