If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Travel and Tourism It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
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-- Anon Travel and Tourism
"I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Travel and Tourism "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Travel and Tourism
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
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machi The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Travel and Tourism
We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Travel and Tourism Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Travel and Tourism Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Travel and Tourism
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Travel and Tourism "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Travel and Tourism
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
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-- Ogden Nash "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Travel and Tourism The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Travel and Tourism
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Travel and Tourism "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
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-- Fred Astaire We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Travel and Tourism
Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
"The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Travel and Tourism If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Travel and Tourism
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Travel and Tourism To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Travel and Tourism
