Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Mogilev There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Mogilev
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Mogilev "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Mogilev
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Mogilev Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Mogilev
Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Mogilev Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Mogilev
As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Mogilev To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Mogilev
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Mogilev "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Mogilev
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Mogilev Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Mogilev
The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Mogilev Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Mogilev
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Mogilev "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Mogilev
Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Mogilev A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Mogilev
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Mogilev Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Mogilev
