Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Vitebskaya Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Vitebskaya
A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Vitebskaya The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Vitebskaya
"The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Vitebskaya We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Vitebskaya
To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Vitebskaya We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Vitebskaya
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Vitebskaya Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Vitebskaya
Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Vitebskaya Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Vitebskaya
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Vitebskaya Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Vitebskaya
"He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Vitebskaya "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Vitebskaya
Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Vitebskaya Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Vitebskaya
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Vitebskaya blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Vitebskaya
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Vitebskaya My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Vitebskaya
