"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Tour Operators Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Tour Operators
>From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Tour Operators Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Tour Operators
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Tour Operators "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Tour Operators
Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Tour Operators I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Tour Operators
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Tour Operators "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Tour Operators
"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Tour Operators 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Tour Operators
"Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Tour Operators I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Tour Operators
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Tour Operators Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Tour Operators
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Tour Operators The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Tour Operators
"You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Tour Operators Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Tour Operators
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Tour Operators By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Tour Operators
