Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
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-- Anonymous For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
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-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Judicial and Law You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
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-- Wedding Toast Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Judicial and Law
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
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-- W.S. Gilbert Judicial and Law 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
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Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
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-- Anonymous Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
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-- Rainer Maria Rilke Judicial and Law
Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
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-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
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-- Peter Judicial and Law "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
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-- Arnold Bennett The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
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-- James McNeill Whistler Judicial and Law
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Judicial and Law Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
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-- Douglas Coupland "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Judicial and Law
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
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-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
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-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Judicial and Law
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
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-- Howard Aiken A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
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-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
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A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
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-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
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"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
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-- Phyllis Diller Judicial and Law Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Judicial and Law
I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Judicial and Law Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Judicial and Law
