Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Attraction Parks There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
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-- Robert Francis Kennedy There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
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-- James Holt McGavran "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Attraction Parks
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Attraction Parks Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Attraction Parks
To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Attraction Parks Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
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It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
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-- Gail Godwin Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Attraction Parks He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Attraction Parks
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Attraction Parks Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Attraction Parks
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Attraction Parks A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Attraction Parks
I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Attraction Parks When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Attraction Parks
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Attraction Parks Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Attraction Parks
Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Attraction Parks The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Attraction Parks
The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Attraction Parks A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Attraction Parks
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Attraction Parks If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Attraction Parks
