There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
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-- Max Beerbohm Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
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For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
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-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
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-- Zora Neale Hurston I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
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I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
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Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
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-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Bosnia and Herzegovina The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
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I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
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-- Abraham Lincoln Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
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remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
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Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
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