Mess 03 - Theater festival held in 2003. Details of performances, press information, audience votes and a catalog of the performing troupes with contact details. English and Bosnian.
Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Theater The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Theater
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Theater There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Theater
Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Theater I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Theater
"People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Theater If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Theater
Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Theater "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Theater
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Theater The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Theater
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Theater Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Theater
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Theater Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Theater
blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Theater I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Theater
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Theater Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Theater
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Theater A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Theater
