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My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
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That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
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Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
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-- Voltaire Epperson's law:
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
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-- Abraham Lincoln There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
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Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
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-- Rich Little Computers and Internet
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
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-- Margaret Thatcher "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
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unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
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