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- J. Paul Getty Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
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-- Samuel Johnson What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
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-- Elvis Presley Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
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-- George Bernard Shaw Internet
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
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-- Voltaire Internet I didn't accept it. I received it.
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The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
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-- Mark Twain You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
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-- Abraham Lincoln The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
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