"To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Manufacturing "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Manufacturing
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Manufacturing Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Manufacturing
Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Manufacturing Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Manufacturing
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Manufacturing "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
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The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Manufacturing There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Manufacturing
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Manufacturing Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Manufacturing
"The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Manufacturing "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Manufacturing
The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Manufacturing I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Manufacturing
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Manufacturing Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Manufacturing
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Manufacturing A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Manufacturing
A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Manufacturing I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Manufacturing
