I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina
What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina
"Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French May you never leave your marriage alive. Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina
"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina
"To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina
"Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina
It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina
