"Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Organizations "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Organizations
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Organizations You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Organizations
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Organizations "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Organizations
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Organizations When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Organizations
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Organizations The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Organizations
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Organizations There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Organizations
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Organizations What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Organizations
We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Organizations The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Organizations
"Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Organizations Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Organizations
"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Organizations Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Organizations
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Organizations Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Organizations
