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Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Education I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Education
We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Education Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Education
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Education "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Education
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Education A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Education
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Education There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Education
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Education The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Education
The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Education Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Education
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Education Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Education
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Education "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Education
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Education An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Education
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Education Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Education
