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And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Guides and Directories "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Guides and Directories
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Guides and Directories There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Guides and Directories
blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Guides and Directories Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Guides and Directories
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Guides and Directories Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Guides and Directories
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Guides and Directories And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Guides and Directories
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Guides and Directories "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
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I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Guides and Directories I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Guides and Directories
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Guides and Directories Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Guides and Directories
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Guides and Directories Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
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The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Guides and Directories We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Guides and Directories
"One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Guides and Directories I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
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