"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Bijeljina I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Bijeljina
The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Bijeljina Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Bijeljina
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Bijeljina Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Bijeljina
I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Bijeljina The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Bijeljina
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Bijeljina Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Bijeljina
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Bijeljina Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Bijeljina
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Bijeljina "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Bijeljina
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Bijeljina Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Bijeljina
Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Bijeljina In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Bijeljina You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Bijeljina
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Bijeljina I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Bijeljina
